Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
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