it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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