Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Randomize
