Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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