How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
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Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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