Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
do herpes really smell.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
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Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
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Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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