The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
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So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
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Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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