I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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