Betty ford says i'm here all night
they need to just BURY HIM!
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
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it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
It's never too late to be topless.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
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Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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