Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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