Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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