I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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