If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
