I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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