I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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