maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Randomize
