That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
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My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
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I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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