Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I still have a little drunk in my system
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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