hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
No more Irish car bombs ever.
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I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
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I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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