i think my tv is drunk
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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