super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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