If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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