But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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