Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
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All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
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Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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