Whoa Z and x make the same sound
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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