either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
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sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
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I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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