Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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