I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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