i would punch a child for taco bell
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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