READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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