You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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