hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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