we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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