what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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