Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
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all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
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end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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