she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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