Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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