I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
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i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
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Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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