He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
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At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
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Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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