Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
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WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
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On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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