Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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