Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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