The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
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Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
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Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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