Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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