even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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