You surviving the open bar?
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I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
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she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
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After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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