Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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