Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
When are your genitals available?
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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