Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
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Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
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I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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