we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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