Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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