well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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