you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
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