We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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