he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
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found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
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I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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