I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
You need a sexual gate keeper
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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