butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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